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(click for full-page printable poster)
GENRES
Adult Contemporary
Dance Music
Electronica
Hip Hop
Indie Rock
Jam Bands
Metal
Pop
Punk
Rock
Singer/Songwriter
Country
Comedy
Reggae
World Music
Spoken Word
Jazz
Blues
Instrumental
Performance
Ska
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Portland Air Sex Championships
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Berbati's Pan 503-248-4579
10 SW 3rd Ave, Portland, OR (MapQuest)
9:30pm (doors open at 9pm). 21 & Over.
$10.00 advance tix from TicketsWest.
$12.00 at the door.
Check out the video trailer by clicking here!
Never been to an Air Sex show before? Here's what you need to know: it's a lot like Air Guitar, but instead of rocking out with an imaginary guitar, you're making sweet and/or filthy love with an imaginary sex partner. You choose a clip of music, you show up in whatever sort of wardrobe you like, and you come up on stage and show everyone how you do it. Or how you wish you could do it. Or how you once had it done to you, and oh my god was that a bad idea and while it's embarrassing to show that act to a room of strangers, you know that you need to do it now in order to make sure that no one else falls down the same rabbit hole you got stuck inside. Or, you know, just do it however you want. The only rules we have are the laws laid down by the state we're in. Since the <> serves alcohol, you can't get naked. And since we don't want to call in a biohazard team, all orgasms have to be simulated (or at least arguably so). Other than that, you're free to do whatever it takes to impress the judges, the audience in the theater, and the world!
Time: Contestants have a maximum of 2 minutes to perform an air sex routine. This can include all phases of an air sex encounter: meeting, seduction, foreplay and intercourse, or you can simply cut to the chase.
Music: Competitors must perform to music, you can either bring a CD of your performance track with you, or you can choose from our selection of air sex music. You may also include an audio prelude to your performance, maximum of 30 seconds.
Other Rules: Unlike air guitar, there are not many other rules. Props are allowed, teams are allowed, talking is allowed. The only important rule is that all sexual climaxes must be simulated, not real.
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